Chick Norris The Almighty
Description
The only time the world will spin around you is when you're falling from the falcon punch I give you.
Links
swaggie: je swag, tu swags, il/elle/on swag, nous swagons, vous swagez, ils/elles swagent
(Source: ghosthug, via datsenseofhumor)
Scared because I keep hearing little kids singing “ring around the rosie” and screaming as if they’re performing some kind if ritual
meladoodle
son you say you’re hungry but you haven’t even tried to eat your own arm yet? haha nice try, stop crying, i’m preparing you for the real world
(via davidisbeyonce)
stevebrule
GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS
at least you get accepted no matter what
that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day
(Source: stevebrule, via rosiedoll)
benny-ay-p
Tyler: “I didn’t know what the fuck was going on, I thought it was a gunshot. I heard that shit and was like “fuck that”.
???: “You jumped high though.”
Tyler: “I’m black.”
(via donnacabonna)
why did jimmy bring a ruler to bed
to see how long he slept
PLEASE ODNT STEAL MY SPOTLIGHT IT’S DISRESPECTFUL
(via lordoftheinternet)
